you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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