so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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