yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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