Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
he shaved USA in his pubs
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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