I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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