Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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