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(505): View more from New Mexico

Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.

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(904): View more from Florida

So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.

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(904): View more from Florida

Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.

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(214): View more from Texas

How are ur friends?

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One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car

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(256): View more from Alabama

He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.

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(319): View more from Iowa

FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before

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