I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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