Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
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how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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