Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
His hands were made for my vagina.
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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