I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
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I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
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I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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