from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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