Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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