This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
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