I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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