gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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