In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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