I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he shaved USA in his pubs
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
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he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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