You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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