do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
It's like God shit irony all over that family
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
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He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
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Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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