I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Did I show you my penis last night?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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