I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
its not stalking. its research.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
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Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
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And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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