I don't think brook has ever known best
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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