I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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