I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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