yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
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We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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