Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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