When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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