I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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