Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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