sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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