She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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