The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?