Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My life is pants optional.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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