No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.