Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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