A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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