The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
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Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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