so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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