But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
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Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
As shirtless as possible
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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