Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
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Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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