he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
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She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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