The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
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I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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