Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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