and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Randomize
