I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
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How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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