you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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