wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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