is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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