drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
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What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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