Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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