I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
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No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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