none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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