she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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