btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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