i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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