i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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