i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
tell me about the fingering
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